William S. Burroughs: The Cat Inside

Warning to all young couples who are expecting a blessed: Get rid of that family dog.
"What! Our Fluffy harm a child? Why that's ridiculous!"
Long may your child live to think so, little mother...fondly dandling their child and drooling baby talk when Fluffy, in a jealous rage, rushes on the baby, bites through its skull and kills it.
Dogs are the only animal other than Man eith a knowledge of right and wrong. So Fluffy knows what to expect when he is dragged whimpering from under the bed where he cowers. He realizes the full extent of his trespass. No other animal would make the connection. Dogs are the only self-righteous animal.