Monday, May 18, 2015

Traci Lords


Alien Siege (2005) (TV)


Earth is attacked by the Kulkus, a hostile breed infected by a lethal virus and needing human blood to develop an antidote.

Bottom of the barrel sci-fi fare, even by TV standards, disappoints on all levels. 

Darla Baker


Rock of Ages (2012)


A small town girl and a city boy meet on the Sunset Strip, while pursuing their Hollywood dreams.

Deliberately simple-minded musical rehashing a staple of 70s hits, made by and made for people who hate real rock music and who think it's just a part of Tinseltown.

Maltin**: "Dreary film adaptation...Performed live on stage, this may have been fun, but the mivie is just a collection of caricatures and cliches, and plays like an endless string of music videos."