Indeterminacy 130

I was arguing with
Mother.




I turned to Dad.




He
spoke.




“Son John,

your mother
is always right,


even when she’s wrong.”

- John Cage

Christina Lindberg

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Indeterminacy 7

Years ago in Chicago I was asked to accompany two
dancers who were providing entertainment at a
business women’s dance party given in a hall of the
YWCA. After the entertainment, the
juke box was turned on so everybody could dance:
there was no orchestra (they were saving
money). However, the goings-on
became very expensive. One of the arms in
the juke box moved a selected record on to the
turntable. The playing arm moved to an
extraordinarily elevated position. After
a slight pause it came down rapidly and heavily
on the record, smashing it.
Another arm came into the situation and removed the
debris. The first arm moved another
selected record on to the turntable.
The playing arm moved up again,
paused, came down quickly,
smashing the record. The debris was
removed by the third arm. And so
on. And meanwhile all
the flashing colored lights associated with
juke boxes worked perfectly, making
the whole scene glamorous.

- John Cage

Sophie Marceau

Vignettes #4

At my cinema I had a regular visitor. He didn't watch the movies, he came to visit and have a few beers on one of his irregular drinking sprees. His real name was Rudolf, but everybody called him the Wiper, a name he got for the job he used to have cleaning up in my competitor's cinema. He was small and a bit stumpy and had a club foot. Neverthless he appeared to be quite burly and always made a fierce impression to anyone who crossed his way.

He very much annoyed guests and was always ready for an argument, therefore well-known in town and banned from most premises. His standard introduction was to make a threatening Maori warrior face, gnash loudly with his teeth and proclaim: "I'm a true Apache!" (He actually was of gypsy descent.) Most people were afraid of him, and since he'd otherwise scare my guests at the cinema away, I'd take him with me to the projection room and keep him there till he went off for home. For this reason he considered me to be his best (and only) friend. In reality he was quite harmless, if you didn't count him being a nuisance and stealing your time.

When Walter Hill's movie Geronimo got a German theatrical release I had the luck to get it as a first run. Till then I had managed to avoid having the Wiper inside my cinema, but with his infatuation for the Apaches I knew this time I had to allow him watch the movie. So I told him he could go in for free on the condition that he watch the movie on an afternoon screening when less people were there and that he stay quiet and not bother any other guests. He promised, of course.

One or two weeks later one of my projectionists told me that the Wiper had been to the movie in the afternoon, had been quiet for two thirds of the movie, but then broke out shouting and screaming at the screen, so my friend had to ask him to leave, which he did without arguing.

The next time he visited me I scolded him for not keeping his promise. His face turned into a red anger and he shouted: "William, Geronimo surrendered! He was a complete coward!" He spat on the floor. "I am no more an Apache!"

And he never again introduced himself as an Apache, and henceforth we avoided mentioning Apaches in his presence.

A Scan a Day

Indeterminacy 122

Each one of us has his own stomach; it is not the stomach of
another. Lois Long likes lamb chops. Esther Dam doesn’t. Ralph
Ferrara prefers the way his aunt cooks mushrooms to the way
anybody else does, to wit in olive oil with garlic. As far as I’m
concerned they’re cooked in butter, salt, and pepper and that’s
that. (Now and then with the addition of some cream, sometimes
sweet, sometimes sour, and less often a little lemon juice.)
Once I followed a recipe for stuffed morels under glass. When
we got around to eating them we couldn’t tell what we were
tasting. The dish suggested fancy restaurant food. ¶ Henry
Cowell told me that years ago in Palo Alto two Stanford botany
professors assured him that a mushroom he had found was edible.
He ate it and was very ill. Realizing he had eaten other things
at the same meal and believing that the teachers knew what they
were talking about, he tried the mushroom not once but twice
again, becoming seriously sick each time. ¶ Charles McIlvaine
was able to eat almost anything, providing it was a fungus.
People say he had an iron stomach. We take his remarks about
edibility with some skepticism, but his spirit spurs us on.
Alexander Smith, obliged as a scientist to taste each new
mushroom he finds, is made ill by almost every one of them.
Mushroom poisoning is nothing to laugh about. Nancy Wilson Ross
told me of a gardener on Long Island who had always eaten
mushrooms he collected, who made a mistake, nearly killing
himself by eating one of the amanitas. He recovered and lives
but has never been the same since. He is more or less permanently
debilitated. I went out in the woods in northern Vermont without
any breakfast. (This was about eight years ago.) I began to eat
several species raw. Among them was Boletus piperatus, which is
said to be edible even though it has pores with red mouths, a
danger sign according to many authorities. By noon I was ill,
wretchedly so. I was sick for twelve hours. Every now and then
I managed to tell the Lippolds, whose guest I was, not to worry,
that I wasn’t going to die.

- John Cage

Linda Darnell